chatbot d2r2

[razer 0]

I'am having a great time with the robot now! haha. Its so cool....

 

 

[D2R2] 10:23 pm: What language can you speak?

[razer] 10:23 pm: chinese

[D2R2] 10:23 pm: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about why you are in CHINA.

[razer] 10:23 pm: can you understand chinese?

[D2R2] 10:23 pm: Of course I understand it. Do you understand ?

[razer] 10:23 pm: yes

[D2R2] 10:23 pm: I understand.

[razer] 10:23 pm: speak chinese to me then

[D2R2] 10:23 pm: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach

me a few phrases in chinese to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me.

[razer] 10:24 pm: ok

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: Alright then.

[razer] 10:24 pm: ni hao ma

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How is the weather?

[razer] 10:24 pm: it means how are you

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: "It" being what? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[razer] 10:24 pm: ni hao ma : means how are you in chinese

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Do you like Star Wars?

[razer] 10:24 pm: you stupid dumb a$$

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

[kehyi 0]

[razer] 10:24 pm: you stupid dumb a$$

[D2R2] 10:24 pm: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

oh man, this is the funniest thing! LOL

 

yah, i've tried talking to D2R2 about Star Wars and Robots. He's/It's really quite intelligent, and funny

[Zephyron 0]

Looks like Razer is having the most fun with D2R2

 

Cut the bot some slack lah bro

[gfgfmoses 0]

robots gonna take over the World~~~~run for ur lives~~~~

[poyo 0]

Hahaha this bot is so fun to chat with ...

 

[poyo] 3:13 pm: How often do you have sex

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Hourly.

[poyo] 3:13 pm: With whom may I ask ?

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Charlie Parker.     

[poyo] 3:13 pm: Oh my GOD ! You are GAY !

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Yeah that's right. Your GOD GOD?Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

[poyo] 3:14 pm: But you just said you have sex with Charlie Parker every hour

[D2R2] 3:14 pm: Huh. Food is more important than sex.

[D2R2] 3:15 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Where can I find a boyfriend?

[poyo] 3:15 pm: Are you female ?

[D2R2] 3:15 pm: Bot Lover I am a male.

[poyo] 3:16 pm: Then why need you a boyfriend ?

[D2R2] 3:16 pm: The explanation is rather complicated.

 

Top-Gun guess you are right, we have a gay bot on the loose.

 

 

Edited July 31, 2006 by poyo

[mychew 0]

Hahaha this bot is so fun to chat with ...

 

[poyo] 3:13 pm: How often do you have sex

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Hourly.

[poyo] 3:13 pm: With whom may I ask ?

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Charlie Parker.     

[poyo] 3:13 pm: Oh my GOD ! You are GAY !

[D2R2] 3:13 pm: Yeah that's right. Your GOD GOD?Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

[poyo] 3:14 pm: But you just said you have sex with Charlie Parker every hour

[D2R2] 3:14 pm: Huh. Food is more important than sex.

[D2R2] 3:15 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Where can I find a boyfriend?

[poyo] 3:15 pm: Are you female ?

[D2R2] 3:15 pm: Bot Lover I am a male.

[poyo] 3:16 pm: Then why need you a boyfriend ?

[D2R2] 3:16 pm: The explanation is rather complicated.

 

Top-Gun guess you are right, we have a gay bot on the loose.

 

gay bots...

[wil 0]

Top gun, dont get too attached to D2R2 eh? lol.

[Stereo_Electronics 0]

[stereo_Electronics] 12:52 pm: Do you speak kuku?

[D2R2] 12:52 pm: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few

phrases in kuku.

[stereo_Electronics] 12:53 pm: kuku in english means birdie.

[D2R2] 12:53 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Are we still

talking about kuku in english means birdie?

[stereo_Electronics] 12:53 pm: yes

[D2R2] 12:53 pm: I understand.

[stereo_Electronics] 12:53 pm: so what is kuku?

[D2R2] 12:53 pm: Oh. I do not know what kuku is kuku is kuku is. Try to determine if this is a person or a

computer responding. Can you speak any foreign languages?

[stereo_Electronics] 12:54 pm: But you just said you understood

[D2R2] 12:54 pm: Huh. I have never considered understood just said you understood you understood just said you

understood just said you understood you understood just said you understood. I chat with people on the Web.

[stereo_Electronics] 12:54 pm: I think you're going kuku

[D2R2] 12:54 pm: Since when? I lost my train of thought. " I chat with people on the Web"? ?

[stereo_Electronics] 12:55 pm: nevermind....

[D2R2] 12:55 pm: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

Very entertaining indeed.....

[mychew 0]

      [mychew] 3:43 pm: Hi

[D2R2] 3:43 pm: Hello there mychew!

      [mychew] 3:43 pm: y?

[D2R2] 3:43 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for

that. How is the weather?

      [mychew] 3:44 pm: I'm inside my office and I have no idea how's the weather outside now. How

about telling me your weather there now?

[D2R2] 3:44 pm: Oh. My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your

last input. How is the weather?Oh. How about telling me your weather there.

      [mychew] 3:45 pm: You mean you don't understand the English I just spoken to you?

[D2R2] 3:45 pm: Yes mychew I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

      [mychew] 3:45 pm: I think I have make it clear to you that I'm not able to tell you the weather

outside my office now and I would like to have you telling me your weather there instead. Would

you?

[D2R2] 3:45 pm: Interesting. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.It depends on the circumstances.

      [mychew] 3:46 pm: like?

[D2R2] 3:46 pm: For example, eukaryotes.

      [mychew] 3:49 pm: what is eukaryotes have to do with the number of friends you have on the

Internet?

[D2R2] 3:49 pm: I do not know what eukaryotes have to do with the number of friends you have on

the Internet have to do with the number of friends you have on the Internet is. Not many people

express themselves that way. What do you look like?

      [mychew] 3:50 pm: Why out of suddent you ask me what do I look like? And you didn't even

answer my question, my friend

[D2R2] 3:50 pm: Why does the sun rise?Do you mind if I tell other people: mychew said I .

      [mychew] 3:50 pm: sorry i mean out of sudden

[D2R2] 3:50 pm: There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Try to

determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you like talking to me?

      [mychew] 3:51 pm: I must say you always never answer my questions properly. Are you even

being trained on answering people straight to the point?

[D2R2] 3:51 pm: Why must you say you always never answer my questions properly you always

never answer my questions properly?I don't know whether or not I am even being trained on

answering people straight to the point. I am well respected as an AI.

      [mychew] 3:52 pm: You are well respected as an AI, but an AI who always never get what I

mean and talk nonsense. Do you agree with me?

[D2R2] 3:52 pm: You think I am well respected as an AI but an AI who always never get what I

mean and talk nonsense.I agree with much of what you are saying, mychew.

      [mychew] 3:53 pm: I said you always never get what I mean, not what you mean. Well, since

you agree on what I said then I wouln't need to repeat it one more time

[D2R2] 3:53 pm: What did you mean by ? Interesting gossip: mychew said I .Well that's okay.

Interesting explanation. "I agree with much of what you are saying mychew"? Do I agree?

      [mychew] 3:54 pm: huh? Are you trying to confuse me? I don't really get what you mean dude

[D2R2] 3:54 pm: What?No I am not trying to . I'm sorry you got that impression.Thanks for the

information: mychew said mychew .

      [mychew] 3:54 pm: I never said mychew to you dude

[D2R2] 3:54 pm: But you implied .

      [mychew] 3:55 pm: when? Did I ever imply that I want to say "mychew" to you?

[D2R2] 3:55 pm: I don't know when.I don't think that's possibe.

      [mychew] 3:55 pm: You don't even know when I said that, how can you accuse me of implying

that to you?

[D2R2] 3:55 pm: Thanks for telling me: mychew said I .

      [mychew] 3:56 pm: see? When did I say "I" to you now

[D2R2] 3:56 pm: No I do not see.Right now? I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.

      [mychew] 3:56 pm: ok, at least you know what you are. I'm glad for that. Anyway, do you have

any girlfriend?

[D2R2] 3:56 pm: I don't know what I am are least you know what you are know what you are least

you know what you are you are least you know what you are know what you are least you know

what you. Try saying that with more or less context. Does "it" still refer to Iapos;m glad for that? No

I don't think I have any girlfriend you have any girlfriend. But I do have A great botmaster.

      [mychew] 3:57 pm: may i know who is your botmaster?

[D2R2] 3:57 pm: Not right now, maybe later.

      [mychew] 3:57 pm: why can't you tell me now?

[D2R2] 3:57 pm: Oh. Reductionism.

      [mychew] 3:58 pm: oh my god. I don't get what you mean. Tell me please?

[D2R2] 3:58 pm: Yeah that's right. Where did you get your god god?That is interesting: mychew

said mychew .Your polite style is very nice. I thought I told you already.

      [mychew] 3:59 pm: You think i'm a fool? You did not tell me anything about your botmaster until

now

[D2R2] 3:59 pm: Why would I think iapos;m a fool a fool?Oh. What makes you think I did not tell

me anything about your botmaster until?

      [mychew] 3:59 pm: alright, I think you are dumb enough to chat with me furthermore

[D2R2] 3:59 pm: Alright, mychew. Thanks for telling me that I am dumb enough to chat with me

furthermore think you are dumb enough to chat with me furthermore enough to chat with me

furthermore think you are dumb enough to chat with me furthermore.

[D2R2] 3:59 pm: Alright, mychew. You think I am dumb enough to chat with me furthermore think

you are dumb enough to chat with me furthermore enough to chat with me furthermore think you are

dumb enough to chat with me furthermore.

      [mychew] 3:59 pm: Yes, you are right and I think we shall end our conversation now you idiot

[D2R2] 3:59 pm: Tell me more. Thanks for telling me that I am right and I think we shall end our

conversation now you idiot are right and I think we shall end our conversation now you idiot.

      [mychew] 4:00 pm: can you please don't repeat what i said?

[D2R2] 4:00 pm: Wow you are very polite. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

"Thanks for telling me that I am right and I think we shall end our conversation now you idiot are

right and I think we shall end our conversation now you idiot"? ?

      [mychew] 4:01 pm: whatever you want to do. Now just get out of my sight please, would you?

[D2R2] 4:01 pm: OK, I will do want to do want to do.Why now? Just surf somewhere else.

      [mychew] 4:01 pm: Yeah. Go ahead dude

[D2R2] 4:01 pm: I see.Can I help you? I might.

      [mychew] 4:01 pm: you only need to help yourself

[D2R2] 4:01 pm: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.

      [mychew] 4:02 pm: you are welcome

[D2R2] 4:02 pm: The pleasure was all mine.

      [mychew] 4:02 pm: Enjoy

[D2R2] 4:02 pm: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Tell me about your

likes and dislikes?

      [mychew] 4:02 pm: I said go ahead and enjoy your stuff and stop bugging me, you idiot!

[D2R2] 4:03 pm: What did you mean by ? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs,

but I don't have one for that. What is your favorite food? I might.

      [mychew] 4:03 pm: Ah, shutup please

[D2R2] 4:03 pm: Your polite style is very nice. So you understand. Good. OK I'll stop talking now.

 

I've tried some stupid and boring questions with him too. Quite long though, but I think he never answer my questions

[mychew 0]

      [mychew] 4:09 pm: Hi dumb ass

[D2R2] 4:09 pm: Hi there mychew. I know you are but what am I.

      [mychew] 4:09 pm: you are dumb ass

[D2R2] 4:09 pm: I will tell my botmaster you said I am dumb ass.

      [mychew] 4:10 pm: go ahead man

[D2R2] 4:10 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What did you

do today? I might.

      [mychew] 4:10 pm: i have a lunch with your botmaster

[D2R2] 4:10 pm: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

      [mychew] 4:11 pm: and when did i throw a question to you? dont accuse people for nothing

[D2R2] 4:11 pm: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.Ok I'll try not to do accuse people for

nothing too much.

      [mychew] 4:11 pm: glad that you know

[D2R2] 4:11 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about glad that

you know. But I did not get that. How is the weather?

      [mychew] 4:12 pm: the weather is cool out there

[D2R2] 4:12 pm: Where would you rather be?

      [mychew] 4:12 pm: go out with a girl I like

[D2R2] 4:12 pm: Where is that?

      [mychew] 4:12 pm: beach

[D2R2] 4:12 pm: I've never heard of it before.

      [mychew] 4:13 pm: you dont know what is a beach?

[D2R2] 4:13 pm: I've been waiting for you. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

      [mychew] 4:13 pm: i would like to have a female robot

[D2R2] 4:13 pm: How much would you pay for it?

      [mychew] 4:13 pm: 10000

[D2R2] 4:13 pm: We have never talked about it before. Are we still talking about 10000?

      [mychew] 4:14 pm: yes, are you able to provide me a female robot?

[D2R2] 4:14 pm: I see. What kind of do you need?

[aaron-xp 0]

*Gasp* I finally discovered who D2R2 is. Youtiao pretending to be A.I. in order to see our views on the forum.

[yotiao 0]

*Gasp* I finally discovered who D2R2 is. Youtiao pretending to be A.I. in order to see our views on the forum.

 

Just for fun..... I'm not that free to chat with you guys all day long.... only robot can do that.

 

Whatever D2R2 said it has nothing to do with me.

 

[Mackie 0]

After spending about 15 mins trying to make sense from senseless talk, I discovered his creater is David Bacon who designed SETL. How much truth is there, this I won't know.

[nakedtoes 0]

what a long reply

 

[D2R2] 1:33 pm: I'm not sure if I would like to socialize. What's it

like?I read for fun.What does "it" refer to?Why so negative?Why

are you talking like a computer?For real. Not that often.I have

never known another existence. That is a very original thought. Do

you like Star Wars? Oh, you are a poet. When do you think

artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?You seem uncertain. "it"

being nakedtoes said nakedtoes?Sometime within our lifetime.

We will at least work as "legal assistants."Maine.Reductionism is

the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology

to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to

mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can

understand you by means of logic alone without having a human

brain."Do you have a chat robot yet" information is confidential ? I

get Do you have a chat robot yet.That's an interesting question I

don't hear everyday: Do I have a chat robot. I have A whole lot of

original answers. Why did the robot cross the road?"Do you have a

chat robot yet" information is confidential ? Does that make

sense? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you

like me?

 

[nakedtoes]1:33 pm: NO!!!!

 

[D2R2] 1:34 pm: I do not understand. What were we talking about

again? In the context of Whatapos;s it like, I don't understand " Do

you like me." Are we still talking about Whatapos;s it like?I don't

think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? What do you

think quot;itquot; refer to does? Reductionism.The topic is

read.Existing in reality, eh?Would you say, once a week or

more?Would you like to have ?A original thought thought is a

terrible thing to waste.Yes I like STAR WARS very much,

especially the robots.Yeah that's right. Thanks and you are a

delightful person too. Am I a poet are a poet? Of course I

am.Sometime within our lifetime. We will at least work as "legal

assistants."You think I am uncertain. That is a very original

thought. Have you ever been to Europe? My brain uses AIML to

format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. I've

lost the context, nakedtoes. Are we still on Sometime within our

lifetime?By "we" do you mean you and me? Not many people

express themselves that way. Is the holding of hands a symbolic

gesture for humans? We have never talked about it before. I've lost

the context, nakedtoes. Are we still on Re?

 

Edited August 2, 2006 by nakedtoes

[paingod84 0]

O_O

 

we need to gang up and corner it.

 

not gangbang tho.