Mike

Read this the other day: A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"

Yeah excellent race!!! Only half the field finished, I just feel sorry for Sato, he's got good pace, but has had a couple DNF this season due to mechanical failure. Cheers, Mike

Looks good in the pictures, but in real-life the Liberty looks a little bland IMHO. The McIntosh ICE refers to the sound system IIRC (made by the American McIntosh brand). Now THIS is a beautiful car Cheers, Mike

Rameish, Are those Proac speakers in the background? Looked like an awesome meet! Cheers, Mike

Awesome ckng!!! Thanx heaps, just got back from KL, an experience all in itself. Singapore is still da bomb tho hehe Would u happen to know the singer/band's name? I reckon their cd would be pretty good!

The song that plays in the Sony Ericsson ad on Singapore TV (you know, the one where the Japanese girl takes a photo over the fence and it is transformed to a graphic) is really intriguing... Does anyone here know the name of the song and/or singer? I'm visiting Singapore from Australia and so far its been awesome! Everything is much cheaper than back at home!!! Cheers, Mike

Which part of Norah Jones' album are you talking about? What originally sounded like distortion (mike overload) was actually one of the guitar players hitting the wood bit of the guitar (dunno what its called ) when I got a better setup. Cheers, Mike