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Not a joke, but something to liven up your day.

It's SFW(Safe for Work)

 

http://meph.eu.org

 

Chris

 

 

Mod edit:

Cool, but I will move this post into a more appropriate thread since this is not joke related.

Edited by N@Z

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An absolutely fowl yolk

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Indian way of doing business (joke)

 

Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "NO, I will choose my own bride!!!"

Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

 

ps. this is not racist, ok

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