How sex is like headphoning!

[headphonecrazy 0]

Found this interesting top ten listing surfing the net - enjoy!

 

Top 10: How sex is like headphoning

 

1. Before you really get going you have to warm up the tube.

2. You can only discuss it with people as obsessed as you are.

3. Other people know you’ve been doing it just looking at your hair.

4. It’s the main reason you’re always on the net.

5. You have to keep changing positions to get comfortable.

6. When you’re done you get the sudden urge to go to sleep.

7. It scares the crap out of you when you’re doing it and someone sneaks up behind you.

8. You find out size really does matter. (to the ety users out there)

9. When it peaks you close your eyes and shake your head.

10. You try it with other people but you know it’s really better by yourself.

 

 

[ablaze 0]

10. You try it with other people but you know it’s really better by yourself.

damn funny! haha

[Rameish 0]

I always found it's better with other people

[Blacknight 0]

funny...

[N@Z 0]

1. Eh?

6. LOL! I like that!

7. Unless it involes a threesome! The other 2 being ladies of course!

10. Eh?!

[Rameish 0]

N@Z,

 

Et tu brute¡­?

[matbon0013 0]

[N@Z 0]

OK Ceaser, which one are you referring to?

[tee 0]

11. Sensation comes the moment u plug in.

[N@Z 0]

12. After finished some people like to leave the plug in some people like to pull it out.

[Charismatic 0]

13. probably the plug is washed with jelly!