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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss

are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are

three, I will allow one wish each"

 

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the

first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no

worries.

"Pfufffff, and he was gone.

 

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and

shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food

and cocktails. "Pfufffff, and

he was also gone .

 

The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back

in the office after lunch at 12.35pm"

 

Moral of the story is:

"Always allow the bosses to speak first"

 

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Look at the amount of equipment that tee have!

 

one will spend a long time at his place just to play with all his toys. wink.gif

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This is my 500th post! happy.giftongue.gif

 

 

Time to sleep yawn.gif

Edited by Sipher

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kicking.gif To make a masterpiece timeless, its quality and uniqueness must stand out, value must sustain beyond market pricing, with constant demand for it. kicking.gif

 

wink.gifrolleyes.gif

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YGPM

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beer.gif <-- me last night

mellow.gif <-- me today

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listening to kevin kern's more than words album

darn how did the water get into my cd..

my cover is in bad shape now... can't separate the pieces otherwise it will make a great mess as all of em are stick together

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It's all in the mind....about Lazy Susan or Meridian.....but for

 

more importantly how "Gaining control over mood" could be attained, think this :

 

Imagine our body as being a motor bus and all our various moods as passengers. They are trying to get in the driver's seat to take control of the steering wheel. What do you think will happen in such a situation? An accident will result. And this is what happens to most people in their lives, if they do not know how to handle their changing moods which cause their character to be unstable.

 

You must reduce the number of passengers. Drop some off at the bus stops along the way. Get rid of those who are troublesome. Get rid of anger, greed, worry, jealousy, ill-will and so on which influence your moods. With such harmful distractions out of the way, there will be no jostling for the driver's seat and you will be able to drive in peace. You will be in full control of the bus. Your body and mind will be under your control and you can go where you want to. You will be the master of yourself. wink.gif

 

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Status check : Levis 501

 

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Sitrep : tango confirm, mission surpass, 506 over 505, wilco out. wink.gif

 

Moderator edit:

Looks like your spamming got the better of yourself & you posted the next 2 post related to each other using repeated call signs. No posts till next page. Use it wisely don't abuse it!

Edited by N@Z

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Somebody is spamming. Is it me? Don't answer yes.gif

 

Moderator edit:

Wortel you good intentions is highly appreciated however you inadvertantly defaulted yourself for now till the next page that is.

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sigh I need a more steady table lamp. This one ... abit of shake only the light goes off.. darn sleep.gif

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I met a new gal

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