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x2 and yer a woman... hahaha

xplains why they multi-task so efficiently...

!!!!!!! that puts you in the top few percent i think...

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker... A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for. The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash. The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his unit and proceeds to give the trucker oral gratification. When finished, the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard. "See that?" said the trucker. The man said, "Yeah." The trucker ask the man, "You want to try it?" The man said, "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive... Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ''Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to....'' ''Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you,'' Mrs. Smith cut in. ''Really ?'' the photographer asked. ''Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies.'' ''That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?'' asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. ''Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out.'' ''Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me.'' ''Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'' ''I hope we can get this over with quickly,'' gasped Mrs. Smith. ''Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure.'' ''Don't I know!'' Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ''This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London.'' ''Oh my god!!'', Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. ''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'' The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture. ''She was difficult ?'' asked Mrs. Smith. ''Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look.'' ''Four and five deep?'' asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. ''Yes,'' the photographer said. ''And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in.'' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ''You mean they actually chewed on your, eh......equipment ?'' ''That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work.'' ''Tripod??'', Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now. ''Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam ? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!''

hmm.... bangkok eh.. im heading that way in dec... any website so that i can see what they have to offer?

i just found out that farnell does home deliveries as well... friend of mine who ordered some switches thru the online shop for me and a few friends had his delivered to him at his doorstep the same day and for free as well.. just something i thought id share.

I think this one's been around before but is a 'goodie'. An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half! drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't havea license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

another toy for the meet! Muahahaha!

Blues - The DT-150's Am absolutely drooling right now...

"A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A billion seconds ago, it was 1959. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate Washington spends it."

oh yeah.. i still dont get the use of the usb function in the amp... what for? pure digital than amped out?

weird is the word.... am not convinced of the design though... looks more flash than substance... please note that i do not know anything about amp designing but that is definitely something i would not get.

ive been trying to hold off getting another pair of headphones till i get an amp but after reading bout all the enthusiasm in this thread, i may just plop down the cash for one of these babies.... imho, those babies are beautiful....

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me. Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan! Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this? Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent. Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about? Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital. Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!! Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you? Mr Sori : Im Sori. Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name! Mr Sori : Im Sori!! Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name! Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! You didnt even give me your name! Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy. Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company. Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there. Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!! Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis! Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!? Toot....Toot....Toot.................

no idea... same for me and im on scv mol 1500 mebbe its a hosting fault...or server needs a reboot hehehe

At the game a woman was reported to be wearing only a RedSox cap over each breast and a Yankees cap over her crotch. The police were called and kindly offered to escort her from the park for such an outfit but before she left they explained that they would have to check under the caps for illegal objects. The officer lifts one Sox caps and finds only boob, he lifts the other and finds the same. He then lifts the Yankess cap over her coochee. He lifts and lets go. Lifts and lets go Lifts and lets go. She says "what are you some sort of perv or something?" He says "No ma'am, just usually when I lift a Yankees cap all I find is a f*cken asshole" Nooch!

another cd3k user.. Go Team Sonys! how much u bought it for?

its black cable and really thick nickel plated interconnects edit : i checked and its the 1.8m length ones... i coiled it to keep the length short so i was just guessing the length initially.

woweee! Our very own cable! Will be getting one of these for sure! Hope to hear the reviews by 'the usual suspects' soon!

Kill Bill is the best movie ive seen so far this year. Period.

i love these guys... Im still not over the soundtrack to Kill Bill after watching it so could it count as something im listening to in my head? .... A masterpiece put together by The RZA if i recall correctly in the credits.

hehehe... we may never know... but hey, its the movies! I loved the soundtrack to bits... will be looking high n low for it when i have the time