I will answer your questions on anything.

[vulpix 0]

No dudes, just busy! Damn work, always keeping me from showing the world what I know.

[Charismatic 0]

1. Why u like to be a pwr buy organiser?

 

1. I like to chase people for money like a loanshark, aspiring to be a successful loan shark, or probably a rapper.

Why u r aspiring to be a loan shark? Particularly a Successful loan shark? And how do u define Success for a loan shark? And if u become a successful loan shark, what is u next step? Senior/advanced loan shark? What if u tried and failed to be a loan shark, successful or not, what would u do? would u feel sad?

I will stop here as my lunch break is over.

So I can hound people for money, and do it like a pro! A successful loan shark is one with huge bling bling gold necklaces, and with a cool trenchcoat with a pair of black visors to match. My next step after that will be to take YOU and hang upside down every 6 hours just for the fun of it! Neither, I'll be a RoboLoanshark, like the justice fighter loan shark, 'cept there will be no justice. I will never fail. I do not understand such mere mortal feelings.

"The Q & A session"

 

Charismatic - C

 

Vulpix - V

 

C : Why u like to be a pwr buy organiser?

 

V : I like to chase people for money like a loanshark, aspiring to be a successful loan shark, or probably a rapper.

 

C : Why u r aspiring to be a loan shark? Particularly a Successful loan shark?

 

V : So I can hound people for money, and do it like a pro!

 

Follow-up question

C : Do u need to hound ppl for money to be a loan shark? Do u know there are loan whales? They not only hound ppl money but properties and everything ppl own, u don't get bankrupt with loan shark but not loan whales, think abt it. So, the question is why u don't set u target higher to be a loan whales? You cannot give a yes/no reply and u must answer in full sentence and I assume u know what's a loan whale.

 

Do u need to like a pro to be a loan shark? A lot of amateurs are also doing Part time as loan shark, including students and housewives. If so, why do you want to turn pro? Again, u cannot give a yes/no reply and u must answer in full sentence.

 

 

C : And how do u define Success for a loan shark?

 

V : A successful loan shark is one with huge bling bling gold necklaces, and with a cool trenchcoat with a pair of black visors to match.

 

Follow-up question

C : What an unromantic, insensible, materialistic and impersonal loan crap shark! U definitely won't look refine and handsome with that! I bet u client won’t be happy when dealing with u! Life is not about all those thing u’ve mentioned, although I won’t mind have all that ^ ^ if it’s possible, loan shark got personally life also, right? You need to attend live concert, culture show, listen music with u pwr-buy Koss Ksc35, spent time/money/effort to upgrade u audio gear, buy SACD, HDCD, XRCD, DVD-A, CD and LP, spend more time in SGhp so as u can be a more cultivated…hmm…shark? Eventually, we would have a more refine, handsome and decent not-so-crappy loan shark ^ ^. Do u agree or disagree? Explain in at least 50 words.

 

 

C : And if u become a successful loan shark, what is u next step?

 

V : My next step after that will be to take YOU and hang upside down every 6 hours just for the fun of it!

 

Follow-up question

C : You CAN’T! Why? The reason is simple. I am not your client! I will report u to the police if u do that. Furthermore, successful loan shark don’t do things just for the fun of it. How can u be successful if u r not serious and u don’t treat u potential client seriously ? You answer is not acceptable, please rephrase it plus answering my follow-up question. Again, no yes/no reply.

 

C : Senior/advanced loan shark?

 

V : Neither, I'll be a RoboLoanshark, like the justice fighter loan shark, 'cept there will be no justice.

 

Follow-up question

C : Then why u want to be an unjustice-uphold(not uphold justice ^ ^) Robo loan shark?? Why not a charity loanshark, a romantic loanshark, a mission-impossible loanshark?

 

C : What if u tried and failed to be a loan shark, successful or not, what would u do?

 

V : I will never fail.

 

Follow-up question

C: Who guarantee u would not fail? If someone guarantee that u would not fail, why he/she wants to give u the guarantee? If u guarantee yourself that u wouldn’t fail, why? Why u have the confidence and where u confidence comes from?

 

 

C : would u feel sad?

 

V : I do not understand such mere mortal feelings.

 

Follow-up question

C: OK, can I confirm that u r an unromantic, insensible, materialistic and impersonal crappy aspiring-loan shark-to-be? Or, u r from another planet?

No Yes/No answer please.

 

 

New questions

 

Do u know that it's brain stimulating to post and answer open question? Agree/Not Agree? Explain.

 

What is V.C stands for? Hint – related to wars.

 

What is C.V stands for? Hint – anything u can think about.

 

 

[jasonhanjk 0]

 

High level language.

Reading is not advisable...

[lekguan 0]

hmm c.v --> charismatic vulpix... huh? this person ever existed?

J/K, LOL!

[N@Z 0]

K.I.S.S.

 

That's taking it too far & too seriously charismatic!

[Charismatic 0]

K.I.S.S.

 

That's taking it too far & too seriously charismatic!

Oop sorry Mr Moderator, maybe I habitually using the problem-solving/debugging method to break down questions. There is humor in seriousness and seriousness in humor. Anyway, I don’t really demand Vulpix to give answers, I’m asking for fun only.

[matbon0013 0]

Vulpix, another question!

What is Charismatic on about?

[Charismatic 0]

Why walkman calls walkman not walkwoman?

Edited September 15, 2003 by Charismatic

[Mackie 0]

I reckon this thread will evolve to a never-ending one.

[fishball79 0]

What is the lottery number for this saturday!!!

[Q00 0]

might as well make it a sticky...

 

Qn: Does true love exist

[Charismatic 0]

might as well make it a sticky...

 

Qn: Does true love exist

Of course....for a while

[Blues 0]

what undie colour you wearing today ?

[lekguan 0]

WT* blues u sick ass.

[Blues 0]

maybe if you don't want to tell us the colour, at least tell us the brand name and size

 

or maybe u r not wearing one ?

 

jk